we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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