I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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