I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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