I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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