Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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