then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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