i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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