you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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