I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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