I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The ass gains better be worth it
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