Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize