so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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