That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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