you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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