Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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