make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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