You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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