Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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