I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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