All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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