is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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