What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
time to smoke my breakfast
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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