You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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