I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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