Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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