porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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