thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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