I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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