Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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