The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Randomize
