some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
