So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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