this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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