So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
mondays should just be called national damage control day
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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