i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You did what with his pubic hair?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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