no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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