Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
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