just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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