i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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