You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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