garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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