I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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