She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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