How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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