its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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