none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I met the friendliest cop last night
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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