So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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