bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We are two peas in an std pod
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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