brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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