I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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