we're blogging at a bar
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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