the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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