People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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