If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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