'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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